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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

sunshinedearest:

I wish my phone wouldn’t have decided to go swimming. 

keepcalmeatcupcake: !

keepcalmeatcupcake:

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